Chopped

Ive just had my hair cut and before leaving the house and whilst walking down the street i padded down my jeans pockets looking for my little plastic talk box that i no longer carry. It appears this little parasite has infected me with a reflex, one that i can imagine most phone users suffer from. I normally don't really say much when I visit the barbers but today was different. As well as the obligatory polite hello I struck up a conversation about what he had been up to lately and complimented him on the renovation work that had been undertaken since my last visit. He seemed a little shocked to be honest! But i hadn't spoken to anybody today other than via email so I let loose on him!