Job Description?

I had a bit of a realisation whilst driving home from work today. It was about my new job.

I imagined a conversation in which somebody asked me what I did for a living, it went something like this...

So Nathan, what do you do for a living?...

I'm a product designer...

Cool, So what do you design?...

I basically abuse the planet, designing 'stuff' that gets made on the other side of the world, the 'stuff' then gets used and then buried underground to cover up my crime.

Oh...